Written by the Long Haired Redneck, David Allan Coe but it was Johnny Paycheck that made it a hit, before being brought to a punk audience by the Dead Kennedys. Seriously, who hasn't dreamed of playing this to their boss at some point? You win the lottery, and because you are not the kinda person to just not show up, you instead play them Take This Job And Shove It. Clearly, we take no responsibility for you wearing this shirt to work (although we'd love to see the photos)