It's Five O'Clock Somewhere is a trope far from unique to country. From Scandinavian death metal fans to Polynesian hula dancers, who hasn't thought "sod this, let's get a drink" and justified it with "well, it's five o'clock somewhere"? Well, but like so many simple ideas, it is who follows it through first that takes the prize. And in this case, it was country music great Alan Jackson, with the help of country music even-greater Jimmy Buffett that turned it into a global smash and call to arms for all those daydreaming of somethin' tall an' strong.